Date: 2018-04-13 22:56
Humorous explanations, cartoons, tables, charts, reproducible etiquette do’s and don’ts, goofy chapter quizzes, and hundreds of “Dear Alex” Q& As cover everything from texting to tweeting, dating to breaking up, ethnic jokes to rude posts, thank you notes to table manners. “True Stories from the Manners Frontier” divulge the shocking consequences of not having good manners. Survey results reveal what teens, parents, and teachers think about manners and why they’re important. At 555 pages, How Rude! is an encyclopedic reference. Yet its humorous style, irreverence, breezy presentation formats, and detailed index led to its receiving awards as a “Popular Paperback for Adults” and a “Quick Pick for Reluctant Adult Readers” from the American Library Association.
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid? That doesn't prove anything, the woman countered. Think about your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?
Recognized for its humor and accessibility, no other etiquette book for teens comes close to How Rude! ’s breadth of content. Teens learn how to offer someone their seat be a host with the most (and a guest with the best) deal with rude adults go online without getting out of line dress for any occasion deal with cyberbullying master the proper techniques for civilized spitting, scratching, sneezing, yawning, hiccupping, nose-picking, and much more. Advice is detailed and nuanced, but explained with a light and humorous touch that makes for easy and entertaining reading.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it? The man says, I hate that shit. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, You drink a case of any beer you're going to blow chunks. You don't understand said the man, Chunks is my dog.
After riding a while again, he sees yet another Indian on the ground with his bald headed champ except he was jerking off. The cowboy hops off his horse and says, And what are you doing? to which the Indian replies, Me winding clock.
A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, Blowjob, five dollars. He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was Mom, what's a blowjob?. His mom replies Five dollars, just like downtown!.
A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog. A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed. The blind man replied Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his fuckin' ass.
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 6 small box of detergent
6 Bar of soap
8 individual servings of yogurt
6 stick of women�s deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're fucking ugly!
A guy walks into a bar and orders 67 tequilas. The bartender asked, what's wrong, and the guy says that he just found out that his son is gay. The bartender says, he's sorry about it. After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 65 tequilas. The bartender asked, What's wrong now, to which the guy responds That he found out that his older son was gay, too. The bartender says that he's sorry. The guy returned a few days later and ordered 75 tequilas. The bartender burst out, Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?! The guy gets really pissed and says, Yeah, my wife!!!!!
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